That is Racist

fuckyeah21andup: Michael Bublé - White Christmas That is...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:00:17 -0500

fuckyeah21andup:

Michael Bublé - White Christmas

That is racist.

thetalkinghead: So it likes ribs? I like ribs. Pork ribs...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:42:25 -0500

thetalkinghead:

So it likes ribs? I like ribs. Pork ribs better than beef, most definitely.

That is racist.

themattsmith: That is racist.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:27:58 -0500

themattsmith:

That is racist.

Nothing Like Your Sister Calling To Tell You She Is Knocked Up and Doesn't Know Who The Father Is

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:11:42 -0500

themattsmith:

sistermarymartha:

(via wildcraw)

Dude, this is kind of awesome. I mean, whoa, but awesome.

It Could Be Worse. It Could Be Your Sister Calling To Tell You She Is Knocked Up By a Black Man*

(See SMM’s 1998)

*Not that that is actually bad. But you know, for the subtle racism of middle class white folk like my parents’ families, it was a tragedy.

You know the old saying… “Once you go black, your parents can never see you as their sweet little girl anymore.”

This is all racist.

dannahan: u raff. u ruse. That is racist.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:30:45 -0500

dannahan:

u raff. u ruse.

That is racist.

I'm a bad person

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:25:16 -0500

whycantibeme:

but I’ve come to terms with it. Now who wants some watermelon? *black people raise hands*

That is racist.

meltinyourmouth: hahahaha That is racist.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:16:24 -0500

meltinyourmouth:

hahahaha

That is racist.

(via photoshopofhorrors) That is racist.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:20:12 -0500

(via photoshopofhorrors)

That is racist.

via freakingphoenix That is racist.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:05:40 -0500

via freakingphoenix

That is racist.

"Tiger Woods: Half Black/Half Asian. Beef with his wife: Black. Can’t control his car: Asian."

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:18:32 -0500

“Tiger Woods: Half Black/Half Asian. Beef with his wife: Black. Can’t control his car: Asian.”

- Neal Brennan (via sade) (via bowlsby)

That is racist.

Stupid or Racist -- Pick One

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:11:39 -0500

clientsfromhell:

A very difficult and picky client was looking for voiceover talent. She did not want to pay very much but wanted someone “who sounds like James Earl Jones.”

By some miracle, the talent company found someone who sounded almost exactly like the real James Earl Jones. I excitedly played the clip for the client. Her response? “Ewww. No. He sounds black.”

That is racist.

More like Racist Friday!

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:06:36 -0500

On Friday, a day when most people will not be at work, stores all across the country will hold what they’ll call Door Buster sales with people getting trampled running for merchandise like looters.

What do they call this day?

Black Friday.

That is racist.

Not quite black enough.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:07:53 -0500

clientsfromhell:

Setting: a conference call discussing the latest site updates.

Client:

You know the picture of the black man on the site, the one in rotation with the other pictures?

Us:

Yes, we know the one - what’s the matter?

Client:

Well he’s just not quite black enough.

Client:

We want a shiny black man on our website.

That is racist.

Gallup: Obama Job Approval Down to 49%

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:32 -0500

Gallup: Obama Job Approval Down to 49%:

randyhaddock:

The latest Gallup Daily tracking results show 49% of Americans approving of the job Barack Obama is doing as president, putting him below the majority approval level for the first time in his presidency.

That is racist.

Apple = White Power.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:38:38 -0500

thebeaker:

If you are affluent enough to be rocking a new Iphone 3GS, then you have in your possession a handheld weapon of Nazi hate.

Allow me to explain; I, like many a consumer, have always wanted the best technological products readily avaliable to me. With every new release Apple Inc. never seem to disappoint, the iPhone, Imacs and alike all push the boundaries in technilogical style and substance.

All was rosey in my little black and White world until I noticed something rather disturbing while texting on my 3GS. I was describing my friend to another friend about a blind date and i mentioned he was black and she was White.

Now re-read this passage and see if you can spot what appears to be a typo. Still not sure? Well I shall reveal the hidden hate locked inside every iPhone in very clever code. Re-type part of the sentence; black and White or White and black into your “HatePhone” and watch before your very eyes as the predictive text tries to upper case or supieriortise the word “White” with no regard for the word “black”

I, kind reader are as shocked as you. I cannot believe that Apple Inc. would use their technological brilliance to spread a message of race hate. What ever next? The iPod Abortion? The iMurder?

I just hope the authorities get wind of this and the Apple corporation crumbles (get it?!) and is forced to re-programme all Apple software to spread a message of equality and love.

(Also if this forces them they to drop their prices I will be more than happy).

I’m a PC because Mac is racist.

ziiing: Even ants are racist. That is racist.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:36:50 -0500

ziiing:

Even ants are racist.

That is racist.

Jesse Jackson: 'You can't vote against healthcare and call yourself a black man'

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:24:24 -0500

Jesse Jackson: 'You can't vote against healthcare and call yourself a black man':

That is racist.

Court won't hear complaint about Redskins name

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:24:15 -0500

Court won't hear complaint about Redskins name:

associatedrepress:

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Supreme Court won’t hear an appeal from a group of Native Americans who think the name of the NFL’s Washington Redskins football team is offensive….

That is racist.

The African Anteater Ritual That is racist.

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:51:05 -0500

The African Anteater Ritual

That is racist.

farmville, you are taking way too long to load

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:50:49 -0500

ian-garner:

i’m feeling extra black today, and i want to harvest my cotton. thanks.

That is racist.