That is Racist

20 Nov 2009

randyhaddock:

The latest Gallup Daily tracking results show 49% of Americans approving of the job Barack Obama is doing as president, putting him below the majority approval level for the first time in his presidency.

That is racist.

20 Nov 2009

Apple = White Power.

thebeaker:

If you are affluent enough to be rocking a new Iphone 3GS, then you have in your possession a handheld weapon of Nazi hate.

Allow me to explain; I, like many a consumer, have always wanted the best technological products readily avaliable to me. With every new release Apple Inc. never seem to disappoint, the iPhone, Imacs and alike all push the boundaries in technilogical style and substance.

All was rosey in my little black and White world until I noticed something rather disturbing while texting on my 3GS. I was describing my friend to another friend about a blind date and i mentioned he was black and she was White.

Now re-read this passage and see if you can spot what appears to be a typo. Still not sure? Well I shall reveal the hidden hate locked inside every iPhone in very clever code. Re-type part of the sentence; black and White or White and black into your “HatePhone” and watch before your very eyes as the predictive text tries to upper case or supieriortise the word “White” with no regard for the word “black”

I, kind reader are as shocked as you. I cannot believe that Apple Inc. would use their technological brilliance to spread a message of race hate. What ever next? The iPod Abortion? The iMurder?

I just hope the authorities get wind of this and the Apple corporation crumbles (get it?!) and is forced to re-programme all Apple software to spread a message of equality and love.

(Also if this forces them they to drop their prices I will be more than happy).

I’m a PC because Mac is racist.

20 Nov 2009

ziiing:

Even ants are racist.

That is racist.

ziiing:

Even ants are racist.

That is racist.

19 Nov 2009

That is racist.

17 Nov 2009

associatedrepress:

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Supreme Court won’t hear an appeal from a group of Native Americans who think the name of the NFL’s Washington Redskins football team is offensive….

That is racist.

14 Nov 2009

The African Anteater Ritual

That is racist.

11 Nov 2009

farmville, you are taking way too long to load

ian-garner:

i’m feeling extra black today, and i want to harvest my cotton. thanks.

That is racist.

10 Nov 2009

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That is racist.

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That is racist.

10 Nov 2009

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That is racist.

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That is racist.

7 Nov 2009

muppetpants:

Neat fact: when t9ing “caucasian” on my phone it suggests “barbarian.” Racism.

You’re right, that is racist.