Apple = White Power.
If you are affluent enough to be rocking a new Iphone 3GS, then you have in your possession a handheld weapon of Nazi hate.
Allow me to explain; I, like many a consumer, have always wanted the best technological products readily avaliable to me. With every new release Apple Inc. never seem to disappoint, the iPhone, Imacs and alike all push the boundaries in technilogical style and substance.
All was rosey in my little black and White world until I noticed something rather disturbing while texting on my 3GS. I was describing my friend to another friend about a blind date and i mentioned he was black and she was White.
Now re-read this passage and see if you can spot what appears to be a typo. Still not sure? Well I shall reveal the hidden hate locked inside every iPhone in very clever code. Re-type part of the sentence; black and White or White and black into your “HatePhone” and watch before your very eyes as the predictive text tries to upper case or supieriortise the word “White” with no regard for the word “black”
I, kind reader are as shocked as you. I cannot believe that Apple Inc. would use their technological brilliance to spread a message of race hate. What ever next? The iPod Abortion? The iMurder?
I just hope the authorities get wind of this and the Apple corporation crumbles (get it?!) and is forced to re-programme all Apple software to spread a message of equality and love.
(Also if this forces them they to drop their prices I will be more than happy).
I’m a PC because Mac is racist.
